Hi there
What's the most simple way to describe what bitcoin is for people?
Will be cool to read in the comments some new creative ways to do that!

Describing bitcoin to a 7 years old children is quite hard for a reason that your choice of words should be a simpliest word and easy to understand. If ever you are to explain what bitcoin is to that young age it should come like this: bitcoin is a cryptocurrency or a currency that doesn't come in physical. You can use it via internet and buy or pay things using internet connection and gadgets.