OK, I got put on DT2 and then was made a merit source.  

I'm one of the most generous merit-givers here and try to act like a manure spreader, letting the merits fly all over the place, hitting as many different users as possible.  

I got accepted into one of the most competitive signature campaigns on the forum, for which I'm grateful.

I've tagged a lot of account dealers who later turned out to be complete scammers (you can go through the feedbacks I've left yourself).

I've reported about 4000 posts, 99% of which were good.

Oh yeah, marlboroza left you a neg and then removed it, right?  I apologize; I honestly forgot about that.  You might think you're the center of my universe, but it's actually easy for me to forget insignificant idiots and the feedbacks they've received.

Edit:  Just to let everyone else know, none of the above is stuff I'd brag about, but cryptoscunter asked for some accomplishments and seemed like he'd keep asking me until I provided some evidence....of whatever.