I have 7592.39477210. Proof:
$ bitcoind getbalance
7592.39477210
Wow. I don't suppose you'd be willing to donate a small tip to a small-time guy like me

How long have you been in the bitcoin game? Any advice for those of us who are just starting off?
1. We are still early adopters. I tell people this when they say, "Whoa, $800 for a coin is too expensive!" Price is simply a number that reflects supply and demand.
2. I have regretted mining purchases but never bitcoin purchases. Case in point I bought 65 coins back when the price was sub $100 to buy ASIC chips for a DIY mining project. The project fell through but I was able to get a refund, thank god. That was a stressful time--I should have held onto them in the first place. Also think how many people bought now-obsolete mining gear for hundreds of bitcoins before the price shot up to $1000. It's almost too painful to think about.