More seriously, is there a way to limit overall network TPS? If so, we can gradually change it to match actual usage levels. If some peak time blocks need to spill over into the following block, that won't be so bad. If 20% of the network gets blacklisted due to lack of bandwidth that seems worse.
Maybe we crank it up to full speed and see what happens? Maybe there is no issue at all?
U could be the guy who answers these questions.