Okay, so thanks to YouTube I've discovered something called homunculus and it will create for you by magic, unlimited amounts of soder pop and up to 25% alcohol/vol bubbly.



According to ancient alchemaic records (claimed by Planet Nibiru) authentic homunculus calls for an unfertilized chicken egg and human semen to be combined in nutrient rich oxygenated broth and grown in a small tank. Today however, we'll be using a minor variation of the recipe called a "ginger bug" by substituting the chicken egg with ginger root, the semen with white sugar and, the tank with a medium sized mason jar.

step #1, filtered water + tablespoon sugar + tablespoon grated ginger + jar.

step #2, keep jar at room temperature and feed the homunculus a tablespoon sugar + tablespoon grated ginger every 24 hours until you see lots of magic fizzy bubbles and smell the spirits.

setp #3, add some homunculus liquid to whatever beverage you need magic fizz or magic spirits and give it time and sugar then bottle it and let the fizz build up.

Search for "ginger bug" on youtube for more coherent details, you'll find instructions on this one simple trick for magic fizzy pop or, a beverage with an hero levels of magic spirits.