Hell no you're not, and the entire post you wrote could have come from my brain and through my keyboard--and that's the main reason why I don't go to sections like Bitcoin Discussion anymore.  And what makes it all the more frustrating is that these word-salad servers are actually getting paid to write that crap.  I think out in the East in some places, there are "shitposting houses" in which live about 50 people, and they probably are run like those WoW gold-mining slave rings that used to exist, where kids would sit at computers for 36 hours straight fighting enemies for gold until they got DVTs from blood stasis. 

The shitpost house's rent is probably paid from the proceeds of the shitposting, and there's probably a shitpost pimp overseeing everyone and making sure the mucus-dribbling desperates are cranking out enough shitposts to meet whatever the quota is.  I imagine such a place is part brothel, part call center, part boiler room scam center.  The shitpost houses probably smell like sweat and some kind of hot spice, and there are probably bunk beds and/or sleeping bags all over the place.

Anyone else ever have that kind of perception about where all this spam comes from?