I'm flying back down to Mexico next week.
What are you trying to do, tank Bitcoin down to $1500?
But why would any otherwise halfway intelligent adult buy any crappy, overpriced low-quality Apple product?
I'd rather spend my money on materials, workmanship, research and development than on advertising.
Perhaps you have been buying counterfeits. Try tracking a 50-channel DAW session at 24-bit/96kHz though top-flight conversion (e.g., Apogee), with all the plugins needed for a good mix, on your Androne, and let me know how it goes.