Don't waste your life waiting for a win, you will end up going crazy. Invest yeah sure, check it once a week / month on progress and just let it be man. For all we know, it could be outlawed and crash to $0 tomorrow.
Maybe you missed something: not everybody here bought Bitcoin. Some people here implement things related to Bitcoin (and other crypto). Some people have businesses related to crypto. Some trade. And so on. People do earn crypto in this ecosystem. It's not all about investing.
Yes, probably a good number of people which earned crypto kept some or all of it as investment. Yes, probably those are also vulnerable to "end up going crazy" as much as some that didn't use their brain when investing (FOMO, buy high sell low, ...). But also people working with Bitcoin will know the price all the time (myself I have 75% of the online time a ticker on, just to be informed).
Then there are people around here that have their Bitcoin since it was 10$, 1200$, 250$, 2500$ ... that are still on profit.
What I want to tell: maybe you are well intended, but don't generalize. Imho your "use case" doesn't fit such a big percent of bitcoiners.