Thought I would throw a couple of Limerick in in the hope of scoring some sM.( I am shit at Haiku tbh)

There once was a spaceman named wright
Who’s speed was much faster than light
He set out one day
In a relative way and returned on the previous night

A diner whilst dining at Crewe
Found a rather large mouse in his stew
Said the waiter “don’t shout
Or wave it about”
Or the rest will be wanting one too.

Guess I am a bit bored. Come on Bitcoin let’s start going up now please.