I thought if you minded here long enough with any applicable miner that you'd eventually get join the round-robin of The Lucky 50 that get bumped from the Postponed to Payment group...
You will, eventually. CPU's and GPU's will take much longer. S9's are cheap, gekko science has their newpac usb stick. So there are cost friendly options for hobbyists. I still mine with my gpu but won't go into much more detail on ck's thread as they mine altcoins to trade for BTC.
No, I'm quite sure you will never get enough hashes to ever get a payout even here. It's not a lucky 50, you still have to get above the dust threshold and then get in line. There's no luck involved at all. To get above dust threshold with a GPU miner here, you will have to mine for probably a decade with everything else being equal. That's not going to happen. Ergo don't.