WAKE UP PEOPLE!
As I was initiated into a cryptic cult with rites of the goddess Hecate, the renowned paranormal researcher William Blake caught this photograph of Lauda shapeshifted to the form of a flying catbat:
The witch LAUDA
Identified Flying Object (IFO)
(Better than a UFO. Much better than an ICO.)
Is any more actual proof needed to sustain a charge of witchcraft?
I've been practicing a new spell: Once I cast it, other members start agreeing with my sent ratings. 
The witch LAUDA
Identified Flying Object (IFO)
(Better than a UFO. Much better than an ICO.)
Is any more actual proof needed to sustain a charge of witchcraft?
Lauda you skanky ass coward you will never post here in peace again unless you remove my red trust.
Or
Come and debate why you abused the trust system right now.