Buy at least some amount of bitcoin this day and hold for 24 hours minimum.
Spread the word! Let's do this every month and win!
By definition if this became consistent the pre-buying would happen further out and the day-of dump would get more and more severe.
Folks would want to go long and short at those times, then others would want to use those people as liquidity pools.
Messy, and over after the 2nd / 3rd month lol