Cylinder Maximalist
Don't worry, I have a plan for our little friend. No whitepaper yet but I think those are overkill and cause a lot of unnecessary infighting.

edit: VeeCash! VeeCash! VeeCash!
The latest "me too" language regards "maximalism" is within a range of social acceptability, and if you really want to insult V8, you gotta label him as a cylinder "extremist" hahahahaha
I like that: "VeeCash! VeeCash! VeeCash!" Vroom, Vroom.