Cylinder Maximalist
Don't worry, I have a plan for our little friend. No whitepaper yet but I think those are overkill and cause a lot of unnecessary infighting.

edit: VeeCash! VeeCash! VeeCash!
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that's a straight 8
The dev team told me it was two V8s stuck together! Damn... they got 10% of the pre-mine too.
wtf? dunno how you've infiltrated my dev team, they're all nda-ed up the wazoo, but glad to see they downplayed it a bit. 70% is quite enough for the common people, less the ongoing founder's fees and so forth, and golden toilets for devs of beautiful new coins are mandatory nowadays you know