So... maybe I should dump my (very small) cache of ETH and invest in some EOS...

If your opinions are swayed by just a topic post like this, then it looks like you're not doing your own research and should not be investing in the first place.
It was just a comment, not a life changing course of action. But thanks (genuinely thanks) for the concern. Truth be told - I am not
investing in anything at this point other than BTC. I have bits of fractions of alt coins, a very small percentage of which is in ETH.