I've always been envious of pigs. I'm told that their orgasms last for 30 minutes. Maybe this is why they have to make excessively long posts. 
my call is that CH is a 500LB woman, sexually fustrated as the fat rolls are so big she cant even get a vibrator near it never mind a cock - hence coming here and getting kicks out of pissing everyone else off. It must use speech to text software as well - hence the incessant rambling posts as It cant be done with sausage fingers