can you provide me with all my plagiarism?
Absolutely. I can offer you a special discounted rate of 420 USD/h and I reckon it would take ~6 hours of my time + ~120 CPU core-hours (which I would gladly donate) to check your post history. Which escrow do you prefer?
Well, yes ... you have everything connected with money! And when the conversation begins about bounty hunters, who are they? panhandlers? See, everyone wants a profit...
Then I will wait for a competent moderator / administrator who will show me my plagiarism.