I'm not sure why I found that hilarious, and your reply was very sensible.
But I can't stop myself, it's going to happen, I must ask where, I cannot stop myself this time.
WHERE IS THE OPTION FOR BEETLEJUICE BEETLEJUICE BEETLEJUICE~! XD

okay.
I'm good now.

I mine the *.coins because it is a good idea.
The way they are attached to btc allows a decentralization while using btc as a hub.
Only problem is also the benefit, the abstracted way they are completely reliant on bitcoin that is.