I'm not even going to dignify most of your drivel with a response.
You had to quote that troll... didn't ya?!?!?

...my eyes are burning...
That troll almost had a mental breakdown yesterday... so I had to put him/her/that in my Ignore List!

Hey... having fun with trolls is one thing... not trying to have anyone suffering from PTSD later though!!!
ROFLMAO! 
I read through part of that very "interesting" exchange.
I wonder, though, if such trolls are on the verge of a breakdown, or if they are already in the middle of one, lol.