Trust me your gf would raid your wallet, bleed your bank account, and fill her wardrobe with LV, Chanel, etc
Bitcoin and alts are 80% off right now, why aren't you doing the same?!
Lol. I don't even think there should be a comparison there. First, not all women are crazy for handbags and fewer would likely be interested in crypto. You're lucky if your girlfriend is like that since you'll have someone to share your disappointment or regret lol. Or someone who'll share your excitement when things move positively.