hehe i really love the selfmade shit meme 
For me all altcoins are unless since Bitcoin brings all what we need like this reasons :
- Exclusion of third parties
- Money(COINS) without debt money creation
- People without a bank account can participate in the monetary system
- Worldwide transactions ( with speed ) and lightning network
- Protection against excessive money creation (21 million BTC)
- Bitcoin brings a discourse about the monetary system with it

so no need for alts....


regards