(PS Where do I get my Jewstar Goonstar?)
You are special, so you get it right up your ass!
Oh OK, I guess I'm fine with that as long as it's you doing it.

Also the whole "Defend Bruce Wagner because the people attacking him hate our community and aren't doing it out of their love for us!" thing is really dumb. It's like you're in a dark alley and there's this shady-lookin' guy in a trenchcoat edging towards you and then suddenly we pop out of nowhere and say "Hey! There's that mugger who mugged all those guy awhile ago and here's the wanted poster to prove it! Let's get him!" Are you supposed to completely ignore the possibility that he's a bad person just because we happen to think you're a complete and total tool?
Bitcoin's just a sideshow by this point. We just really don't like Bruce. And if I had to guess why, I'd say it's probably because we liked him back when we thought he was a lovable, gullible yet harmless moron and we really, really don't like finding out we liked scumbags.
Also, he's a scumbag.
So, you are all feeling dumb because Bruce fooled you into thinking he was a lovable gullible yet harmless moron? I guess the joke is on you then...
PS: I'm not defending Bruce, I hate him almost as much as I hate goons.
About the goonstar thing, ask Bruce, i read on SA that his hourly rates are acceptale!