This one is bad, but I'm pretty sure its sarcasm. Its right on the fine line between shitpost and satire. Hard to tell because I gave the guy his first earned merit.
From a somewhat clever ANN for JP Morgan Coin:
Jamie Dimon is the real Satoshi. I thrust him.
JP Morgan only wants a free world and distribute wealth equitably.
We need a professional inversor and projects like this, they are specialist in legit and profitable scams, they will put the ICO scene to another level.
I am in.