Slight correction: You would have to return it, because you are a snivelling weakling slave collaborator to the nanny state. If anything of value landed on my property, you can be damn sure the feds would have to wrench it from my bullet-ridden corpse. This is an issue of FREEDOM. Have you ever even read Atlas Shrugged?
Last I checked, Ayn Rand wasn't ever a politician with the authority to write laws. Ever remember what happened to the person who tried offering parts of the Columbia space shuttle wreckage on eBay? Would getting penetrated by Bubba in prison be equivalent to getting penetrated by bullets in your view?