I have seen what you apparently look like
I doubt that.
I will see what rules I am breaking then we can decide on that. Perhaps they are just suchmoon rules?
1. No zero or low value, pointless or uninteresting posts or threads. [1][e]
2. No off-topic posts.
3. No trolling.
25. Ban evasion (using or creating accounts while one of your accounts is banned) is not allowed.[e]
26. Local thread rules, if stated properly when the thread was started, specific enough and don't conflict with the forum rules, have to be followed.[e]
32. Posting multiple posts in a row (excluding bumps and reserved posts by the thread starter) is not allowed.
33. Posting plagiarized content is not allowed.[e]
Now I know you're getting a free pass on some of these but keep whining and who knows - maybe you'll get what you're asking.