I dunno... 38 when you're 48 is like 10 when you're 20, right?
Yeah, but 'virgin' is still 'hasn't gotten loose enough to take a flashlight without lube' no matter what age you're talking.
Yeah, but, there are more things in heaven and earth, ... oh ... UP UP UP!
If he ends up really getting nailed in court and gets sentenced to jail I may show up for the sentencing hearing just to yell "DOWN DOWN DOWN"