Anyone pls merit this post! Sadly, I don't have any.

That's not how it works.
People are nice but not naive here, they don't send merits just because a guy with 22 posts asked for it.
Post more, you'll receive merits and you'll be able to send them to whoever you want... yourself.
Wait, I don't want the merits. I wanted someone to merit the quoted post of HairyMaclairy. Can't be stressed enough what he said.
Although its annyoing to not have any sendable merits. Like, I don't care about my own merits, I just wish I could like/dislike some posts to express my opinion on it. (which works with merits atm here)