mothers are not to blame.
Well then, who the hell are the panties for?
Forest Man said it is not mother. I can think of...
You just spoiled the birthday surprise for his wife. Not cool.
Sounds like the wife's shoplifting list; no beer or 10mm sockets.
Panties and:
what was the remote control for? Hopefully something cool, like a drone.
One big giant...start with "D" but it is not drone and it doesn't end with "ICK".
Makes sense.