Speaking of which, haven't seen Welsh in a while so I hope my world domination plan is working.
Pfffft.... anybody can get 40k reports in the altcoin boards. Try doing it in Bitcoin Discussion. (Seriously, please try. Would do wonders for clearing that board up.) 
You have reported 856 posts with 99% accuracy (839 good, 11 bad, 6 unhandled).
I have 103 unhandled reports. How long these will remain unhandled? Of them, about 97 reports are more than 2 months old.
Probably indefinitely. Very rarely have I had a unhandled report which was more than a week old being dealt with. Think of it as a "soft bad". There have been a small handful of occasions where I've been absolutely sure a report should have been good despite it being unhandled for longer than a week (usually plagiarism), and so I've reported it again, and the second report has been marked good. I figure sometimes reports get missed in what must be a never-ending queue for the mods.