Saturncoin, I made a long list of bounty ideas on page 68. Check em out.
As for the scamcoin idiots. You're idiots. Every coin is made with the intent to profit one way or another.
If you are such purists, go make your own coin - premine 0% AND never mine a single coin. GTFO.
Thank you, we noticed that. We will wait until tomorrow for more ideas but you are definitely on position one for now!