.5 BTC reward if anyone can post an investment avenue that will net me 100% in one year.

Where should I put my money to make the highest ROI?

Here are the things I'm currently considering:

• Contracting out a company in India/Serbia to produce scrypt ASICS.
• Helping out Alpa-Technologies by partnering up and expediting production.
• Start a massive scrypt farm in a warehouse.
• Investing with Butterfly Labs.
• Investing everything back into NXT.
• Starting a new crypto exchange offshore, relocating offshore as well.
• Starting a high return crypto hedge fund. (I started my business at 16 with only 800 USD and here I am at 19 with 1 Million in total assets.)

Would anyone here take advantage of a crypto hedge fund?