I have 1 USD in my PayPal and I will give $0.01 to 10 people who I think are good quality posters and are active. if interested post below and I will look at your posts and decide if you deserve anything from me.
I can give funds to a trusted escrow
You are kidding, right? Aprill fool.
Indirectly you are asking users to join your signature or something same. Your rate is too and too much. Even newbie will not join you.