BTC is not legally recognized as a currency tied to a USD exhange rate.
Again with the personal ramblings. The above is utterly irrelevant.
(But feel free to explain why courts all over the world prosecute over Runescape swords, Habbo hotel furniture and Zynga poker chips with your fantasy above in mind)
No idea what any of that stuff is.
It's not utterly irrelevant, it's completely irrelevant because property must have value. Without any value, BTC's cannot be property as defined by law.
Dude, this really isn't that hard.