I am missing tennis matches, dates, massages... such is the entertainment you all provide me.
That's not healthy. It's especially not healthy if your date finds out you've been blowing him/her off to spend time with a sexy vixen, and a promiscuous one at that - one of these days you should make a giant chart showing exactly who in the DT/merit cycling club is asslicking/felching/fluffing whom (it's getting hard to keep track of at this point).