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'Please list all of your crimes (at least 1):   
Please list all of your past, present, and future romantic partners (note that we may contact them for further information):   
Credit card number, three numbers on the back as well as the expiration month and year:   
You agree to have this information shared with the IRS, FBI, CIA, NSA, Federal Reserve, ECB, Interpol, Google, Microsoft, Facebook, Equifax, Chainalysis, and your parents'

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