I would like to order 8 condoms, but with my luck, and considering the date, I'm afraid I'd get 400 pencils. WTF (pun intended) am I going to do with 400 pencils? 
So I've just ordered 2 pencils, hoping to get a free condom with the delivery. Please don't stick the pencils through the condom
(And on a more serious note (is that even allowed today?), I'm afraid I'd really lose my 400 sMerit, which seems like a waste - for pencils)
So I've just ordered 2 pencils, hoping to get a free condom with the delivery. Please don't stick the pencils through the condom
(And on a more serious note (is that even allowed today?), I'm afraid I'd really lose my 400 sMerit, which seems like a waste - for pencils)
Will you be shipping the condom in discreet package? I'm just afraid that the delivery guy might see it and it won't be delivered to me.
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