It's April 1st and there is still no miner. The Joke is on us at this point.
Here's a summary of what's happened this weekend.

A sucker customer realize it was a ruse. Followed by a fanboy coming to the defense.

More BS from GPUHoarder that gets quickly figured out as a ruse which prompts more kiss-ass fanboys to the defense.
Triggered happy mod Dreams gives a ridiculous defense of GPUHoarder.
So Be kind, be emotionless, be grateful! because it is GPUHoarder's mercy that you are allowed to have any hopes of software SQRL promised and will never deliver.
