I know its very hard to explain, but why did theymos think that KYC is really necessary for this lovely forum?
Many people are so serious with their lives, try not to be serious everyday and do throw some jokes. Anyway, you have nothing to worry about if youre working on this forum well. I believe we have all nothing to hide for not unless you have so many identity. 
He should have read the items to be filled first before creating this thread. Just reading the details will make you think that something is wrong with this picture. But if you are too serious with your life, then this kind of humour will not strike you.