So can I start making those condoms for real? 
They're pretty cheap in large quantities, but for condoms I wouldn't trust some random internet brand.Pencils are risk free, and can be custom made even cheaper.
Maybe finger condoms for when we have to respond to trolls on this forum.
. Can we get a brain condom for when we have to read posts by cryptohunter? Maybe bitcointalk branded tin foil hats would be a good idea.Anyone who has 5 or more posts in the flat earth thread supporting the proposition that the earth is flat (prior to the announcement of the award) receives a free deluxe version of the bitcointalk branded tin foil hat... with extra super bandwidth protectiveness built in.