i will do all the above for you plus throw in a Pony** as an added bonus for 25btc 

but wait! there's more!

act now and i will double that's right , DOUBLE YOUR PROFITS for the first week ***

just send your advanced payment of 25 btc to me and watch the btc flow in to your wallet like magic  or your money back guaranteed*.





*Note you will start to see benefits come in your wallet in 99 years after your initial payment of 25 btc has been confirmed
**Not a real life pony, you will actually get a plastic model that looks like a real life pony
****First week counts after the 99 year wait when then initial payment of 25 btc is received

ok so in all seriousness give this thing a chance for a few weeks, markets have been down all over the place lately no reason to freak out, with all the convenience Middle coin gives you to set it and forget and the simplicity there isn't any other places that can come close to what this pool pays.