LTC is doing pretty well also.
* BobLawblaw cries internally
Drying out sucks. Almost wavered earlier while out getting juice and covfefe. This is the longest I've gone without booze in... well... sheeit... I honestly can't reckon the time I went this long without a drink.
Attention on deck!
This just in from Starbase Central Command.
There will be a brief moment of silence as we commiserate with our fellow comrades in arms who either by choice or internment, remain sober in their duties atop the Wall...
(microsecond pause)..Carry on!
Looks guiltily at the clock and notes its only just after eleven hundred hours..(another microsecond pause)
..ok..someone grab me a beer pls..this observing thing is exhausting.... .....did I ever tell you the story of why I think my mouth is so dry all the time?..-----------
You have completely supported my own thinking about why dogs are superior as pets to cats.
Like you suggested, cats don't play games. I mean they do, but they don't.
For example, if you were to die in your house, and you were not discovered for a week, if you had owned a cat, you would be half eaten by the time authorities found you (individualism to its extreme).
With a dog, on the other hand, the dog will be sad and perhaps nearly dead too, from not having had eaten out of sorrow for th loss of a leader (pack animal thinking).
This is why you fall so easily into my twaps..foolish human. Adjust your thinking as to who are actually the pets and there might be hope for you and your slobbery lipped dog friends yet.
secretly doubtful but willing to be proven wrong.