Because other exchangers aren't being run by fairies dancing around the magical pot of bitcoins when the owner is drunk dead in the basement ?
I think you mean "dead drunk", though I like your way better.
I always thought it's first the drinking and then the dying =)))) , so > drunk dead.
But right now ,It won't be long till it he ends dead with lots of holes in it , depending on how much money people lost with his exchanger.