merc lifts weights and punches turtles in the neck every thursday.

napalm once drove a flaming camaro into a housefire to save a child (irony not lost), but ended up finding there were no 40s of olde english 800 in the fridge, and did a donut on the lawn instead.

dnic24 uses nothing but his microwave to hash, and crushes all of us, including:

visibiliti. the man. the myth. the god damned abdominal snowman of TMB, who mega hashes his hash so he can hash his hash while he hashes (dawg).

Cyberegg once sold an r4 270 to a starving Lithuanian orphan and didn't even BLINK AN EYE.

jkister and wjoiwe092 are like the wonder twins, but they take "form of an r9 280x in stock at shopBLT" and "shape of the fedex delivery guy arriving with new cards on your day off".

that guy ixo crapped the logo together within 20 minutes of hearing there was a 1 LTC reward for it. true story!

TMB is just sauce like that.

I"M SAYIN.