Good to see Homero finally home

Reading some of the old threads on various "prison" forums it does indeed seem it was almost a vacation for many early on, but newer discussions also seem to indicate that things have tightened up considerably and its not as relaxing as it used to be.
Immediate thinking is we need someone on the inside and that prison pen pals always seem to make the news. Quick checking shows that there are many prison penpal sites dedicated to this, some even official. Quite surprising when looking into it, always thought that weirdos seeking these friendships took a flyer and fired of mail unsolicited to whatever ever nutjob in en vogue. Whole damn sites dedicated to these match ups. Selecting an inmate according to location doesn't seem to be an option, need to dig deeper etc.
Immediate catch is this young fella
https://www.inmate-connection.com/profile_7295/Dude's there till 2031, maybe he can become Homero's best friend and teach him the....ways of the soap bars... while reporting back to us. Pretty funny if an inmate registered an account here and gave weekly updates with pictures of Homero... There must be many others bored enough in there to do just that.
Place looks nice and neat and tidy, lawn looks regularly mowed also looks like lots of places to park the Tesla
