Are u fucking kidding me?
Is anyone buying this shit?
At least they're not dropping 5 duck puns per sentence anymore.
Also, I like how their decision-making tree was limited to:
STEAL FROM INVESTORS or
STEAL FROM PREMINE.
So there was the dilemma, do we steal the DUCK from the community to give to him, or do we steal the DUCK from the investors to give to him.
One of the early investors, aka the negotiator, stepped up and offered his share of DUCK to give to the Genesis Egg Kidnapper in order to resolve the hostage situation without having to hard fork or issue a new blockchain.