Also, the posts about people making web wallets just have me rolling my eyes, painfully backwards.
Not your keys, not your coins. Don't ever trust web custodial services.
Web wallets are the most terrible type of crypto wallets, in my opinion. Especially those web wallets provide by un-known, un-reliable providers. Especially web wallets are available with new-launched coins. In general, I always avoid to use web wallets, and don't spend my time to consider who are providers of those wallets. Losing control of private keys or disclosing them to third parties always one of the worst ideas to do in crypto.