Meh.... My joke was still better.

Look at you CH: feigning a ban and giving your alt a preposterously pretentious name... Are you trying to test the limits of how far you can possibly alienate yourself from this forum while still remaining a member?

Perhaps the funniest part is you now refer to yourself as "we"; you are so desperate to have somebody on your side you have invented fictitious joint account holders. The totality of your schism between fantasy and reality is nearing completion.

At least you'll be remembered as one of the biggest nutjobs to ever infest the forum's pages, which actually is a pretty impressive feat.