CH is having a psychotic break and I just can't look away.

What happened to your old account CH? I mean your new one is way more fucked than your old one, and everyone knows that it's you, so why not return to it?

Did reality become too much to bear that you legit split into multiple personalities? This shit is getting creepy, which is all the more reason why I can't look away.

Here let me list my fuckups for you so you dont have to do it for the 8th time:

1. Dirty, filthy account seller.
2. Took some loans.
3. Can't tell a joke properly.

You think you can rile people or get something over on them by continuing to list their flaws. Well I have news for you: you fuck up here every god damn day. One needn't hire a detective to dig up some dirt on why you're an asshole, they don't have to look past your most recent page of comments.

But don't bother responding: Wheel of Fortune is on TV in your home for the mentally ill and I don't want you to miss it. Perhaps you should take your daily seroquel and melt into the rec ward sofa as a puddle of drool keeps you warm.