Perhaps one-above-all/CH should have a seastead built for him off the coast of Thailand. He can have it fitted with an iron throne and have a custom made diadem. Then when the Thailand Navy comes to visit, he can then proclaim, "We are not amused."
He can write text-wall emails to
theymos The King of Thailand ranting about how the
DT Thai Housing Oligarchy and
Merit Seasteading Mafia are abusing their Power.