Maybe this works for McAfee's thing.

http://www.grouprecipes.com/59411/penis-stew.html

Penis Stew

Ingredients
1 penis, ram's or bull's or McAfee's
3 tbls. oil
1 large chopped onion
2 garlic cloves, peeled and chopped
1 tsp coriander seeds, crushed
1 tsp salt
freshly ground black pepper

How to make it
Scald the penis, then drain and clean (doesn't say how you clean a penis. Not sure a guy would know since this penis is, well . . . never mind).

Place the penis in a saucepan, cover with cold water, and bring to a boil.

Remove any scum, then simmer for 10 minutes.

Drain and slice.

Heat the oil in a large skillet.

Add the onion, garlic, and coriander and fry until the onion is golden.

Add the penis slices and fry on both sides for a few minutes.

Stir in the remaining ingredients with a good grinding of pepper, add enough water to cover, and bring to a boil.

Lower the heat, cover, and simmer for about 2 hours, or until tender.

Add a little water from time to time if necessary to prevent burning.